HRD Design: You May Be a Hardcore Graphic Designer If

You consider meals to be interruptions.
You can't help but analyze the typography used for movie titles and the closing credits.
The next time you paint your room, you want to use Pantone 628.
You’ve almost rear-ended the car in front of you, because you were too busy studying a font on a billboard.
Most of the books on your wish list are design/color/font/image related.
You find yourself looking at color schemes all over the place.
If you had a penny for every mouse click, you would have been a billionaire years ago.
When you look at album art all you see are grunge Photoshop Brushes. (Then you see the album art a couple minutes later.)
You get peeved when a free Photoshop brush you download is less than 1000 px in size.
You get distracted looking at the pattern on your husband's/wife's shirt instead of listening to what he/she has to say.
The fonts, Brush Script and Hobo make you ill.
You can use keyboard shortcuts at light speed, blindfolded.
You learned your lesson and stopped using the word “final” in any file name when saving.
You’ve intentionally given up trying to explain your projects to non-designers.
You see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
You’d rather organize your desktop than your sock drawer.
You’ve Photoshopped out a watermark for a comp or mock-up (because you had to).
You have organized your closet by color (like a swatch book).
You’ve totally butchered a great design concept, because the client thinks he/she knows best. (Everyone thinks they're a designer.)
The amount of words you’ve written with a Sharpie labeling burned discs, total more than the amount of words you have read in novels.
You clean your keyboard and mouse more often than you wash your car.
You can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
You have an amazingly huge font collection, and an amazingly short temper.
You bookmark a resource more often than you have a fun night out on the town.